No Escape

By | April 27, 2019

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No Escape have branches in Central London, East London, and South London. They offer 9 games, 4 of which are available at East London.

Games in East London by No Escape

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coupleofescapees experienced rated The Haunted Toy Store by No Escape: Rated between 3.5 and 3.5 out of 5
Team size: 3 Outcome: Successful escape!
immersiveaestheticoverpriced😨creepy
coupleofescapees experienced rated The Butcher by No Escape: Rated between 1.5 and 1.5 out of 5
Team size: 3 Outcome: Successful escape!
aestheticoverpricedshortquite easy😨creepy
coupleofescapees experienced rated The Orphanage by No Escape: Rated between 3.5 and 3.5 out of 5
Team size: 3 Outcome: Successful escape!
immersivestory-drivenintense👻scary
Kimchi experienced rated The Orphanage by No Escape: Rated between 3 and 3 out of 5
overpriced
Kimchi experienced rated The Haunted Toy Store by No Escape: Rated between 3 and 3 out of 5
overpriced
Ceejay94 experienced rated The Haunted Toy Store by No Escape: Rated between 3 and 3 out of 5
Played: 26 Jul 2025 Team size: 3 Time taken: 40 Outcome: Successful escape!
overpriced
Ceejay94 experienced rated The Orphanage by No Escape: Rated between 3 and 3 out of 5
Played: 26 Jul 2025 Team size: 3 Outcome: Successful escape!
overpriced
rileypeverall experienced rated The Witch's Curse by No Escape: Rated between 1.5 and 1.5 out of 5
broken techpoor hostingoverpriced
Anonymous reviewed The Haunted Toy Store by No Escape:
Rated between 1 and 1 out of 5
Played: 29 Sep 2024 Team size: 6 Outcome: Successful escape!
overpricedunoriginalzero immersion

Without exaggeration, THE WORST ESCAPE ROOM WE'VE EVER DONE! It wasn't even fully built!

Hard-to-find entrance led to stairs down to a plain white basement (no decorations), where the "games master" was just a guy on a laptop and the room's entrance was just a plain, unpainted plywood door!

Room looked worse than something you could throw together for a DIY escape room at home, including cheap toys that looked like they'd been picked up at a flea market. One mechanical doll had a button that caused it to start thrashing about and kicking its leg against the wall, leading the game master asking what all the banging was about (seems like he didn't even know his own props!!)

Some puzzles were completely illogical. Example: 3 to the power of 2. That must be 9, right? WRONG! It means that the 2nd digit is 3. How does that make ANY sense?

After two sub-rooms it just "ended". There was no story and it didn't feel haunted or immersive in any way. My friends paid for my ticket as a birthday gift and I wish they hadn't. A year later, we still joke and laugh about how terrible this room was, ESPECIALLY given the exceptionally high price tag.

Please go LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE!

maynardescapes experienced rated The Haunted Toy Store by No Escape: Rated between 3.5 and 3.5 out of 5
Team size: 3 Outcome: Successful escape!
😨creepy
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